Month: August 2016

Hallirious Home memo!

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*INTERNAL HOME MEMO*

*FROM*:           FATHER

*TO:*               ALL DEPENDANTS & RELATIVES

*CC*:               MOTHER

*DATE*:           August 16, 2016

*SUBJECT: FINANCIAL MELTDOWN/COST CUTTING MEASURES FOR YOUR URGENT ATTENTION*

*Due to the current economic situation, all domestic rules and regulations*
*Have been revised as below and under no* *circumstance is any violation going*
*to be accepted*.

1. The Kitchen and all pantries are declared *Restricted Zones*. Entry
and/or passage shall require express permission from *myself upon submission of written request*.

2.  Breakfast is banned.  This matter cannot be *discussed*!

3.  Such food items as *rice, chicken, butter, jam, eggs, bread and milk* are
Restricted.  Anyone intending to eat any of such foodstuffs must write to
*me in triplicate*, with three days notice, giving justification backed by a *qualified dietician* report as supportive documentation.

4. Bathing in the morning is limited to *5 litres* of water per
person while bathing in the evening is banned unless there are *medical reasons*.

5. All security lights should be removed with immediate effect.  *All dependants shall abide by an all-night guard-duty roster* I shall make
available shortly.

6.  No dependant shall entertain friends indoors, far less attempt to
offer food, drinks or even music.  *Those who want their guests to listen to music shall sing for them.*

7. No one is allowed to talk to officials from police, Council or Court Bailiffs; doing so shall carry an instantaneous penalty of ejection from the House.

8. Anybody who breaks a glass, furniture or any other property in The
House, shall immediately have to seek *temporary employment*
somewhere to earn money to replace such broken item(s).

9.  All *visitors* intending to spend a *night/week or more* shall apply in triplicate and give *two months notice*, with an endorsement from
their *village Head or Church Priest*, giving convincing reasons why they can’t stay at their *homes*.  Failure to do this shall result in their being turned away, at the gate, upon arrival.

*THESE RULES ARE BINDING AND NOT SUBJECT TO ANY DISCUSSION WHATSOEVER!!!*

Signed:

*DAD*
Chairman of Home Affairs

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22 YEAR OLD MAN DEFILE 3 YEAR OLD GIRL, BLED TO DEATH IN LAGOS

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Facebook user, Blessing Nwachukwu-Frank shared this heartbreaking story of her younger sister, Grace Chikere Nwosu who bled to death after she was defiled by a 22 year old man in their community in Mafoluku-Oshodiin Lagos state sometime in 1994. According to Blessing, she decided to share the story for others to learn from it.

“So many people have wondered who my immediate second sister was. Even friends never met her or saw a pic of her. When she passed away, my mom was so distraught that she burnt all pics and saved only this. Take a good look at this sweet and innocent face. Her name was Grace Chikere Nwosu and she was my sister.
I’m about to tell a story that hasn’t been told since 1994 not to gain sympathy but to advice and change lives. She never got to grow to leave a mark but I hope with this story, she does. I want her to be the face of children’s advocate cos she deserved at least that since her life was cut short at the age of 3 by a 22 year old man named Daniel whom I have never set my eyes on since 1994. This story is the reason I went into talk show- not for personal fame but hope that one I will be famous enough to get people to hear my story but I can’t keep waiting so if this will save lives, then so be it.

If you know from my stories, we grew up in the slum of Mafoluku, Oshodi. Then when I turned six, my sister was three and my mom went to the hospital to give birth to a third child. Despite being poor, we were a very loving family and my parents still made sure we attended private schools but starved and drank Garri like for real not a metaphor. My mom used to say, education will change our condition.

This story isn’t about me today so I will skip the details of my past. Perhaps someday I will have the courage to tell my own story. So my mom had this house help whose name was Chidinma, she also went to school but lived with us to take care of us after school hours. My mom was a kind soul who took her like her own but Chidinma was blinded by greed. So on that fateful period, my mom went to the hospital with my dad and aunt for some days, Chidinma sold my 3 year old sister for 150 naira to my neighbor, Daniel… I was 6 and had no clue why my sister wasn’t home. Little did I know that right in our face-me-I face you compound, Daniel defiled my three year old sister till she bled. They returned her to our home to cover the act but my mom came home that day with my aunt and saw my sister bleeding and unable to move. My kid sister proceeded to give names then fell unconscious… Needless to say, she died after a week. She died on a Friday right in my mom’s arms and in my presence.

My mom dropped the court case and had us move. I never understood why but she said God would enact justice but I wanted court justice. I wanted Daniel to pay for his actions. Pay for robbing the life and innocence of my kid sister. I didn’t get that justice but had to live with that pain for so many years before I learned to forgive.

I put up her pic cos she’s late. The media doesn’t put up pic of r*pe kids cos they are underage and this perpetrators don’t get to realize what they did emotionally. I don’t know where Daniel is but I hope he sees this and remembers and apologizes to my family cos he not only ruined my sister but my trust in men when I was growing up. Made me live a life in fear of men until my dad, counselor and pastors gave me courage. She’s late since 1994 and she would have been 25.

She was lively and smart and even at three, had more guts than me and always defended me. I have never forgotten anything about her. I loved her and I lost her before we could spend our best years together. Dear defilers, these children are just kids. Helpless, selfless and defenseless. We are to defend them not ruin them. What is sexually attractive about a child? They don’t even have developed s*xual organs except for peeing. Parents, be careful of who you entrust your child to. The world is dark. Anything is possible.

In five minutes, a defiler can change the life of their victim and loved ones. Just for five minutes pleasure, you ruin the lives of others. Control your five minutes urge. s*x with a child is without consent cos they are ignorant of life. A child can never seduce you. Please let’s fight for the lives of children. Let’s be Guardians all over the world and weed out perpetrators wherever. Never cover them up in fear of shame.

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I put up this pic cos I’m the only legal age survivor of my family. She’s late now for 22 years so I’m within my law. I wish her rest with the lord. Chikere Grace, mommy, daddy and our brother are with you now. You aren’t alone anymore. May all their souls rest in peace and may my sister’s name be remembered in honor of the lives she will save with her story. Love you all my late family, xoxo

Source: Blessing Nwachukwu-Frank

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11 things u must know!

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Permit me to give you these words of wisdom sent to me. It will also be a great blessing to you. Please read and meditate on them:

1. ON EARNING:
Never depend on single income. Make investment to create a second chance.

2. ON SPENDING:
If you buy things you do not need, soon you will have to sell things you need.

3. ON SAVINGS:
Do not save what is left after spending, but spend what is left after saving.

4. ON TAKING RISK:
Never test the depth of a river with both feet.

5. ON INVESTMENT:
Do not put all eggs in one basket.http://www.konga.com/?k_id=monicacelinekonga

6. ON EXPECTATIONS:
Honesty is a very expensive gift. Do not expect it from cheap people.

7. IF YOU are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present. Past is a waste paper. Present is a newspaper and future is a question paper.

8. WHEN bad things happen in your life you have three choices. You can either let it define you, let it destroy you or you can let it strengthen you.

9. EMPTY pockets teach you a million things in life but full pockets spoil you in a million ways.

10. OUR EYES are in the front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back.

11. WE USED a pencil when we were small but now we use pens… do you know why? Because mistakes in childhood can be erased but not now.
So read and write carefully otherwise life will be a tissue paper. Hope you have benefitted.
Benefit others. Do have lovely Week ahead

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“`DIFFERENCE BTW AN AMERICAN FACEBOOK POST AND A NIGERIAN FACEBOOK POST.“`

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*AMERICAN POST:*

Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I am from New
York, I love my husband so much and I can do
Anything to please him…But recently I am
falling for his cousin, what should I do?

*COMMENTS:*

     *James Silva :* I think u need to talk to your
husband because marriage is all about
communication.

    *Sarah water :* Oh my dear, sorry abt that..
Have been in your shoes before, I had to wake
up and face the fact that I am married.

     *Michael paper :* well just remove your mind
from him and make your husband do the things
you like in his cousin..

*NIGERIAN POST:*

My name is Hannatu, I stay in Abuja, married
with a kid, I think I am falling for my husband’s
cousin! What should I do?

*NIGERIAN COMMENTS:*

   *Dayo muyiwa :* Fool, love na food?

    *Nkiru joy :* You are a disgrace to
womanhood..shame on u.

     *Sam ogun:* Hannatu I lost ten pounds in the
last few weeks, click the link below http.//mobile
shades, com

      *Idris kunle :* Any news about ASUU strike?

      *One love :* If u want to fall for me too, call my
no: +2348123456789.

     *Funmi Leye:* I no blame u at all, better go find
something do with your life, fall koor, stand nii

*Julius kuku:* who u EPP?

    *Tony Abubakar:* How does that affect the price
of rice in the market?

     *Richard oke :* Abeg who get bb charger (pin
mouth).

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ABOUT SAME SEX MARRIAGE…

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ABOUT SAME SEX MARRIAGE…
This interesting prayer was given in Kansas,USA, at the opening session of their Senate. It seems prayer still upsets some people.
When Minister Joe Wright was asked to open the new session of the Kansas Senate, everyone was expecting the usual generalities, but this is what they heard:
“Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask your forgiveness and to seek your direction and guidance. We know Your Word says: “Woe to those who call evil good”, but that is exactly
what we have done.
* We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and
reversed our values.
* We have ridiculed the absolute truth of Your Word and called it Pluralism.
* We have worshipped other gods and called it multiculturalism.
* We have endorsed perversion and called it alternative lifestyle.
* We have exploited the poor and called it the lottery.
* We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare.
* We have killed our unborn and called it
choice.
* We have shot abortionists and called it
justifiable.
* We have neglected to discipline our children
and called it building self-esteem.
* We have abused power and called it politics.
* We have embezzled public funds and called it
essential expenses.
* We have insitutionalised bribery and called it sweets of office.
* We have coveted our neighbor’s possessions and called it ambition.
We have polluted the air with profanity and pornography and called it freedom of expression.
* We have ridiculed the time-honored values of our forefathers and called it enlightenment.
Search us, Oh GOD, and know our hearts today;
cleanse us from every sin and set us free.
Amen!”
The response was immediate. A number of legislators walked out during the prayer in protest.
In 6 short weeks, Central Christian Church, where Rev. Wright is pastor, logged more than 5,000 phone calls with only 47 of those calls
responding negatively. The church is now receiving international requests for copies of this prayer from India, Africa and Korea.
With the LORD’S help, may this prayer sweep over our nation and WHOLEHEARTEDLY
become our desire so that we again can be called “ONE NATION UNDER GOD.”
Think about this: Tell us what u think of the prayer.

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MUST READ FOR ALL LADIES:

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Your Man won’t use condoms,U use pills why? Because he wants it natural? (think of ovarian cancer and infertility )

He gets you pregnant,U have aborted like 5 times. why? Because he is not ready!. GROW UP

He is tired of natural place for copulation He moves to your ass Saying its tighter Then u begin to lick n smell ….why? Because u want to please and not loose him… GROW UP

You have been wearing his engagement ring for close to 4yrs,He is not wearing any …why? Because he has promised u marriage. GROW UP MY SISTER .

*He wants a Blow job Yet he won’t give u head …..why?..Cos he feels u are not so clean “there”.. GROW UP MY SISTER .

You dress half naked thinking u look sexy n Hot, He isn’t complaining But he has more clothes on… Don’t be surprised when he takes a more decent girl home… GROW UP LADY..

A guy dumps u, u wanna pay him back and all u could do is to sleep with his friend? and u think this is pay back? like seriously? ?? MY SISTER GROW UP..

U think getting pregnant for him will make him marry u?… GROW UP GIRL.. U become a single mama with No Job No means for feeding for your Baby and yourself so… U leave junior with Grandma n U go back to the Hustling field ” Then u begin to say……….. MEN Are Wicked!!! Whose fault? Please ladies,be wise!

U know u deserve better than this… Don’t always be at the loosing end!!!

Use ur brain!

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Must she get married?

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She was doing well when she was single, she was the bread winner of her family. Every one was happy when she was single. But as a Nigerian woman I guess she was not happy that she wasn’t married probably because of what people (gossips) was saying, because of the side talks, because of what they might be telling her mama in the village, maybe to make her mother happy, maybe because all her mate were all mariade( even if they don’t have ordinary garri to drink in marriage) after all the thought she said no! I must get married no matter what! She opened her heart to accept love even if it was not real as far as it will lead to marriage. Read the rest of this entry »