In 2010, the U.S. federal government spent $15 billion on the war on drugs (not the band). That absurd number is even higher now, but it was all worth it to catch this guy who couldn’t even bother to stash his cocaine in his butt, like they teach you in Drug-Smuggling 101.
During a routine bag check on April 16th at John F. Kennedy International Airport, Jamaican resident Romario Lewis “exhibited numerous signs of nervousness” and Customs and Border Protection agents “conducted a physical search.” They found two packages in his “groin area,” which is either commitment to a DEEZ NUTS bit or Lewis is an idiot. It was the second option.
The two packages contained a white powdery substance that tested positive for cocaine. An approximate weight of 1 lb. of cocaine was seized, with an estimated street value of more than $19,000 according to DEA statistics. (
View original post 22 more words